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I was glancing
over the front page of the Post Gazette the other day
and saw that Alf Landon (Franklin Roosevelt's opponent
in the 1936 election) had died at age 100. It reminded
me of this story that FDR supposedly liked to tell.
There was a man who, everyday, would buy a newspaper
on the way to work, glance at the headline, and hand
it back to the newsboy. Day after day the man would
go through this routine.
Finally the newsboy could not stand it and he asked
the man, "Why do you always buy a paper and only look
at the front page before discarding it?"
The man replied, "I am only interested in the obituaries."
"But they are on page 21. You never even unfold the
newspaper."
"Young man," he said, "the son of a bitch I'm looking
for will be on the front page."
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